Tall, unique cocoa goddess........plenty to grab hold of, confident, independent, wickedly sexual shameless flirt who loves to orally pleasure a man.....love to play games, do you???
[COLOR red]UPDATE...
1.Don't let the "eye pic" get you twisted, take the time to read the whole profile. I did not skirt any issues in my physical description. If something in it is not working for you, I'm not the broad for you.
2.If your idea of an initial e-mail consists of no-class vulgarity and an invitation to meet you at the "no-tell motel" tonight, I am not the broad for you.
3.When I say discreet, that does not translate to "I am looking for married men", I don't need the guilt nor the drama. So if you have a wife, I am not the broad for you.
4.If you are old enough to be my grandfather, odds are, I'm not the broad for you.
5.If you have the mental capacity of mud, pass me by. I am not the broad for you.
6.If you are not looking to make a friend with benefits, I am not the broad for you. I am not looking to be anyone's "service provider".
7.(Note the correct usage of the word "you're", try it sometime.)
8.I love all people, but not all things are possible. I'm a meaty gal and I'm not looking to bump bellies and fight over food with anyone. Therefore, if you're a man with loads of belly, I'm not the broad for you.
9.I am not a fan of the overly hirsute. So if you are, I am not the broad for you.
10.If you plan on asking me for the definition of hirsute, I am not the broad for you. Look it up yourself.
11.If any of 1-10 made you say, "she's a raging bitch", I am not the broad for you.
(You all would be amazed at the garbage men send women on these sites and I've decided it's time to lay it out on the line.)[/COLOR]
99% of the emails I have received commenting on my 'lil update have been so fun and positive, but the one I got today irritates the hell out of me....[COLOR green]> Sender: usken65
> To: ugotwhatineed06
> Date: Jun 11, 2010 12:22 AM EDT
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> you should have used a thasauras much as a dictionary. i am not the broad for you gets tiresome after three repitions. [/COLOR]
Should you decide to send me an email bashing what I choose to write in MY profile, be able to spell and punctuate!
My Ideal Person I am looking for a man who knows how to please and knows how to leave........not looking for the love of my life, just looking for some good 'ol fashioned fun........must have a strong command of the English language, as we will need to have a conversation......you that guy??? Contact me, tell me all about what you need