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chubbypunk 46 / M
"I'm looking for my Ramona Flowers..."
Bristol, New Hampshire, United States
 
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chubbypunk 46/M
Bristol, New Hampshire
Anyone need their ussy eaten? Cause I need a pussy to eat.
Introduction
... without the seven evil ex-boyfriends I like to think of myself as a funny charismatic per. I love hanging out with my friends and making them laugh while watching the game or drinking a few beers or just hanging out. I like the sarcasm. I think I'm starting to even get the hang of it. I like to think of myself as a smart, witty per. I mean, I know the difference between there, their and they're, you're and your, and to and too, too. And I love games of strategy and consider myself an excellent poker player. Yes I will check-raise my own mother and would love to to teach you to bluff me out of a big pot if you can't already. If you can I may propose on the spot. ;) I enjoy getting outside to hike and mountain bike, but admittedly lately I have been a bit lazy. These things are much more fun when you have someone to do them with. I'm a devout Boston sports fan and love MMA as well. I enjoy music a lot. I love punk, and indie, and classic rock, and old school country like Cash and Willie. I have a need to hunt down every punk rock cover I can lay my hands on. I like the blues, and jazz, hip-hop, and classical music even. My musical tastes are very eclectic. I like to go out and do punk rock karaoke when I can find a place. I enjoy dive bars with a laid back atmosphere, a good selection of draft beer, and an equally good selection of gs on the jukebox. I'm a bit of a geek too. I love math and comics (see above) and reading sci-fi and fantasy. I love watching sci-fi and fantasy movies and comedies. Roxanne is one of my favorite movies of all time as is Kick-Ass. Some of the TV shows I love right now are The League, Louie, Stargate Universe, Caprica, Castel, Dexter and Fringe. My all-time favorite show though, is Firefly. Some of my favorite books are the g of Ice and Fire series by George R.R. Martin and The Dark Tower epic by Stephen King as well as The Little Red(Sox)Book by Bill Lee. And a book I'm looking forward to reading soon is The Teammates by David Halberstam. I love comedy as well, people like John Stewart, Steven Colbert, David Sedaris, and Louis C.K. makes me laugh in me belly. I love to listen to NPR. Shows like Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me, This American Life, Car Talk, and Prairie Home Companion (I could listen to Garri Keillor talk all day) make regular appearances on my radio on the weekends. Well I hope that helps you gleam a little of who I am.

My Ideal Person I have a predilection for curvy women with tattoos and glasses and big, large, brains. I want someone who will challenge me to be the best I can be, and who I can talk to for hours about everything and nothing. But also someone who can understand that I'm not perfect and never will be, and will work honestly with me through my imperfections. And I don't expect perfection from anyone I am with... Just honesty.... oh and did I say HONESTY? Also a great sense of humor is a HUGE plus. In bed I am very exploitative and very aggressive. I will try anything once or more than once to please the woman I am with. I want someone who's sexual appetite is the same as mine and who will be a person I like to spend time with as well.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 46 / male
  • Bristol, New Hampshire, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: May 13, 1978
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some college
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English