Hello, Reader. Since I have stopped caring about this All Fake Females site some time ago, I am just going to tell it like it is. 1. Yes, no 'dick pics'. I totally agree: the fucking things (no pun) are everywhere and I am not even looking for them! HOWEVER; SNATCH SELFIES ARE NO BETTER! Seriously, some of these photos remind me of the tentacle monster at the Gates of Moria sans teeth! 2. Tits are okay, but, they're tits. I know, gravity sucks and you gotta hand bra or arm-sling them things to get a decent 'tit pic'; however, UNATTRACTIVE if you have to get knee-replacement surgery because of those floppy fat-bags. 3. Photos of a gal inhaling, funneling, or reverse butt-functioning a hog ARE NOT APPEALING. Can't think of the word, but rhymes with 'door'. That said, see item 4... 4. MARRIED WOMEN. Wtf is wrong with you? Maybe if you put more interest/effort into keeping your man happy you would not even have to be here! See item 5... 5. Swingers are for playgrounds. If you have to sample an entire state searching for satisfaction then perhaps the problem is with YOU. 6. FAKES: I pay NO attention to the aforementioned. I also ignore the following: gals with one photo, gals in their thirties, gals more than five light-years away, gals who 'joined today' yet disappear an hour later... just to name a few. 7. LGBTQXYZs, or whatever you felt like calling yourself when you woke up this morning, I can only say this: NO interest whatsoever! Bark up some queer tree and don't bother me!

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